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December 29, 2008

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Chad Love: My Favorite Cell Phone

If there is one object that personifies the overwhelming techno-infatuation that is the hallmark of modern living it is, of course, the cell phone. Never in the history of the world has an item so trivial and unnecessary for survival become so important to so many people so quickly as these little bits of eardrum crack. But of course I'm a misanthrope who never really saw the appeal of talking to other people in person, much less on a cell phone. I fully realize and sadly accept the fact that my point of view is a distinct minority and that for the overwhelming majority of humanity the cell phone is as essential an item as, say, the liver.
How else, in these tough economic times, could you explain this:  
From the story:
A few days ago, we wrote about how an iPhone application that makes farting noises, iFart Mobile, had reached the number one paid application spot in the App Store and was making the developer nearly $10,000 a day. Developer Joel Comm shared some updated data with us today and it blows the other numbers away (pun intended): Christmas Day saw 38,927 downloads of iFart Mobile, making Comm’s InfoMedia $27,249 in net income! Yes, nearly $30,000 in one day — from a $0.99 fart appFor those who couldn’t believe that a farting application could make nearly $10,000 as it did on December 22, or that it was a fluke, this has to be a huge wake up call. The following day, December 23, actually saw another 13,000+ downloads (and thus, another nearly $10,000 made), and Christmas Eve saw an incredible 19,520 downloads — netting $13,364 after Apple’s 30 percent cut. But the real gem is of course Christmas Day. As Comm says in his blog post, “I had a hunch that Christmas Eve and Christmas Day would be higher. How much higher was anyone’s guess. All I knew was that a lot of people would be getting iPhones and iPod Touch MP3 players on Christmas Day.” Indeed.
It's not exactly a Christmas scene straight out of a Rockwell print, is it? The youth of America wake up, rush to the Christmas tree and eagerly tear into brightly-wrapped gift boxes that contain not BB guns or fishing poles or other archaic and dangerous items but...a farting cell phone.
Personally, this is the only kind of cell phone I'm interested in any more. Go ahead, yak on it as loudly and obnoxiously wherever and for as long as you want. Who's going to complain? Certainly not some schmuck with a farting Iphone... 



Says a lot about America

Blue Ox

Now THAT'S funny!


Cell phone usage is bad enough, but the fun of texting escapes me.

What the hell kind of enjoyment can one gain from squinting into a small screen and trying to type with their thumbs?

Wouldn't it just be easier to call and actually talk to someone?


That would be kinda awkward to walk into any building with a large mass of people while talking on it. Let alone just holding it in your hand. Still a neat thing to see.


Hey guys, had a quick question wondering if you guys could help me get the answear. I am interested in a Taurus 809b in 9mm. I was wondering if this would make a good gun for a ccw? thanks

jersey pig


for concealed carry i would recomend at least a .40 or even a .45. the 9mm is a proven man killer and a good round but for the up close and personal "oh crap" situation that is most uses of ccw more stopping power is needed. personally i carry a glock model 27 (.40). i prefer glock but if you can afford a sig they are very nice weapons. also i carry a smith a wesson titantium framed 5 shot revolver as an ankle gun periodically and find this weapon to be superb in the stopping power (.38+p) and the weight (extremely lightweight). i advise people to avoid weapons with external safeties (glock and sig have multiple internal safeties that prevent firing by anything other than a straight pull of the trigger, effectively you cant shoot the gun without either doing it purposely or with groos negiligence) the problem with external safeties is that most people do not train or drill themselves enough to be profficient in their use and when the time comes and the adrenaline is flowing they forget to disengage the safety until they try to pull the trigger and nothing happens.

whatever gun you do buy please practice with it and be familiar with malfunction drills. also a concealed carry class is a good idea for tactics and considerations in an urban/suburban setting (i.e. backdrops to your field of fire, proper cover, etc..)

good luck

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