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April 01, 2008

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Girl Armed With Rocks Attempts Robbery

From WSMV Nashville news:

Police in Franklin said a 10-year-old girl tried to rob a Mapco Express late Monday night . . . .

The clerk said . . . he wasn't sure what the girl wanted until she threw a rock that struck him in the chest. The rock was all she was armed with. The clerk said he was so stunned that the girl had to ask the clerk three times for the money.

"At that time, the clerk said, 'You need to leave the store,' and came around the counter toward the front of the store. At that time, the child ran out," said Franklin Police Detective David Dixon.

“Sure, nothing happened this time, but rocks have been used to commit insidious acts of violence since the public stonings of ancient times, and before,” said PAPP (People Against Petrological Projectiles) lawyer, Mo D. Kreez in an exclusive interview with F&S. “It’s time we got rocks, stones, pebbles, small boulders, and any other concealable mineraloids off the streets.”

Opponents say that if rocks are outlawed only the outlaws will have rocks.

What do you think?

Comments

NLkg

Haha this is hiarious.

pure brilliance

reminds me of when ebay wouldn't let that guy sell his "assault rock" because it was against their ban on guns...except that wasn't a joke.

Blue Ox

Shoulda used a slingshot.

Nicholas Disessa

This is idiotic! People against pertraoligical prejectiles? What is next? People against nose damaging fart? followed by fart restricting laws. Plane stupidity! Take me away Calgon!

Blue Ox

It's april 1st, remember?
On the flip side, if it was Randy Johnson fixin' to fling that rock, I'm sure he'd get just about whatever he demanded.

BAMBAM

I love all kinds of rocks especially softy pofties

Matt Mallery

If this article was real, I'd say they should have shot the little bitch.

c

this is about like the mermaids in the photo gallery, another April Fools joke.

Bubba

I found a birdy in the snow,
His wing was broke,
He could not go!.......

Super guys, this is absolutely awesome!

Bubba

I'm in school right now

This just proves that the national IQ is going down pretty fast.

Nate

Trae B.

This is not a april fools you can look it up.In north georgia a few dyas ago nine third graders tried to kill their teacher with a broken steak knife,duct tape,and hand cuffs.they got caught early but they had it all planned out.Im dead serious.

jeffery

trae
really?

Nicholas Disessa

Its true.But they leave out the fact it was a mental school.




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