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Give Hillary a Medal
WANTED: CREATIVE THINKING
You are all no doubt familiar with Hillary Clinton's discredited claim that she embarked at the Tuzla Air Base under sniper fire and had to run for it. I believe this points out the need for a medal for public persons who claim to have been in danger, and weren't. But we need a name for this decoration.
An example: Some months ago there was a contest to name the Clinton's house in Chappaqua. The winner was, I believe, "Disgraceland." Now we need you all to kick the dung heaps of your minds and see what slithers out. I will pick a winner, if there is one, and accord him great glory on this very blog.
I know this is my second time around but this is too much fun. Dave, you need to post some rules. There should be no entries from Florida or Michigan. (Sorry Yupper Jack.) Entries from Illinois should include an unmarked envelope stuffed with cash. Endorsements from ministers must be by video only. Now get those underemployed Ivy League Art History majors in your art department on my design.
Posted by: PbHead | March 26, 2008 at 02:53 PM
How about the, "Honesty never counted before" award.
Or from Monty Python years ago = the "Twit of the Year" award.
Posted by: Carney | March 26, 2008 at 03:14 PM
Purple phart?
Posted by: Kahr'd carrier | March 26, 2008 at 03:22 PM
Geraldo Rivera Award for Credibility
Posted by: jason | March 26, 2008 at 03:58 PM
The John Kerry "I remember it well, seared into my memory" medal of Dishonor with gold "m" device for mendacity.
Posted by: Chuck | March 26, 2008 at 04:01 PM
The "Bernard Shaw" Bravery Award
Posted by: HHH | March 26, 2008 at 04:12 PM
I got it! "Why Me? I never Hurt anyone" Or "I didn't Mean It I was sure it would work" Oh Oh how about "I wasn't running! They rushed me off"
And the best choice is
"I Never Lied Award"
Posted by: Tom | March 26, 2008 at 04:13 PM
"LYING TO ACHIVE HONOR",Metal.
To get the sympathy votes from all the anti- war pro-testers and liberals against the United States of America.
(This also happened in Arkansaw,and was lyied out of there also! Strange that everyone connected with that ended up "DEAD"!!!!
Posted by: S Dale Smith | March 26, 2008 at 04:27 PM
NoSniperNoDiaper Medal, NoGainNoStain, DAC (Dazed and Confused) Medal, Itzenmybook Medal, BackUpObama Medal of OnHer, Shitzenbritchesfobitchez Medal, ClintonUnseensNiperandTart Award for Bravery & Billiousness. Need anymore?
Posted by: Tony VL | March 26, 2008 at 04:28 PM
The Army has among others the CIB (Combat Infantryman's Badge)
VSN (Vietnam service medal
PH (Purple Heart)
GRB (Gold Recruiter's Badge)
and the EIB (Expert Infantryman) The above are some examples of my own class a uniform "fruit salad".
The one nobody wants is the CMH (Casket with Metal handles) Not to be confused with the Cong. Medal of Honor.
Sen. Hillary should get the CMD (Congressional Metal of Deceit) This is for deceit above and beyond the call of duty.
After all she is in Congress and she is a great liar.
Posted by: Del in KS | March 26, 2008 at 04:30 PM
We may be calling the woman....
Madame President!
Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jim
Posted by: jstreet | March 26, 2008 at 04:40 PM
As far as the medal goes, it should be called the "Selective Reality" award. This award goes to people who see reality in their own "special" way.
Jim
Posted by: jstreet | March 26, 2008 at 04:43 PM
Remember Guy's, Katie Couric said character is meaningless in our present day world...
Posted by: Beekeeper | March 26, 2008 at 05:24 PM
The Flourecent Target award. Just your Standard Day Glo Target on the back of a special Jacket( to be worn in all times by the recipiant while in a Combat Zone) With the special wording in the native language, HIGH VALUE TARGET.
"Liberalism is a MENTAL Disorder"
Posted by: FH | March 26, 2008 at 05:26 PM
Jason, I like your "Geraldo Rivera Award for Credibility"
HHH the "Bernard Shaw Award for Bravery" is a close second!
Posted by: Beekeeper | March 26, 2008 at 05:29 PM
"And the Oscar goes to....."
Even more frightening; "The Peoples Choice goes to....".
Posted by: Old Bull | March 26, 2008 at 05:31 PM
On behalf of all of us here, I would like to present the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.
(Do I look like I give a flying f*%@)
Posted by: Old Bull | March 26, 2008 at 05:39 PM
Bill Clinton gets the "Pointy Finger Award" or the "Stinky Cigar Award" or maybe "Stinky Finker Award"
Obama gets the "Pastor Disaster Award"
Posted by: FH | March 26, 2008 at 05:41 PM
Hilliary gets the
" Flying Broomstick Award"
Posted by: FH | March 26, 2008 at 05:43 PM
How about the...
F- Feminist
A- Always
T- Touting
A- Another
S- Slick
S- Story
medal?
Posted by: Troy S. | March 26, 2008 at 05:46 PM
Troy,
I think you have something there.
Posted by: FH | March 26, 2008 at 05:47 PM
The B.M. award
Formally known as the Bob Marshall award. For pervaracation beyound the call of Chicken Little.
Posted by: FH | March 26, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Or the.....
P- Patronizing
A- And
N- Neurotic
T- Tale
S- Spinning
U- Under
I- Investigation
T- Tart
...medal?
Posted by: Troy S. | March 26, 2008 at 05:51 PM
Definitely merits consideration of a:
"The Truth Changed Award"
with Family Distinguishing Device and
"Choke" Leaf Cluster
for multiple (repeated) awards--
these are available mostly in Washington DC.
Posted by: NNZTGR | March 26, 2008 at 05:53 PM
One more...
H- Hillary
I- Invites
P- Pathetic
P- Pandering
I- Inside
E- Electorate
...medal?
Posted by: Troy S. | March 26, 2008 at 05:57 PM