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April 28, 2008

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Home on the Range?

As you’re all aware, Hillary Clinton has become the Second Amendment’s Best Friend in the past few weeks; so much so, in fact, that she is thinking of opening a series of franchised shooting schools, starting in the Southwest—just in case things don’t work out in her current job. The trick to creating a successful franchise is to come up with something unique, and I have been contracted to provide ideas that would set these schools apart. Here are my ideas:

*All attendees will be flown in by C-47, which will make a corkscrew landing at the school airport.

*To create a realistic environment, recordings of imaginary sniper fire will be played at all times.

*All attendees will wear pantsuits.

*All attendees will run (or waddle, as the case may be) between classes to avoid imaginary sniper fire.

*When not actually engaged in classes, attendees will play pinochle.

*Attendees who are selected to shoot first in any class are entitled to whine about it.

*Female attendees whose husbands exhibit signs of incipient mental illness are entitled to a 20 percent discount.

That’s what I’ve come up with. What are your suggestions?

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Del in KS

Jack,

Please, no more boring liberal rants. We all know how you feel.

Jack Daniels

I thought this was a open forum, bitching section by Field and Stream. Apparently I am mistaken and a selected few are free to say what-ever they wish and no complaints. So, I will make you all happy and go to my own list of friends, hunters and etc. Doubt any will be happy come November. Don;t know about you folks, but few of us can take 8 more years as we have had under Bush Jr. O'I see that Obmama is now a Indian in addition to a Muslim, Black, and god knows what other mixed races. Suppose he will put on his War Paint and go to Iraq and bring our people home. Or if McCain wins, 8 more years of Bush 3. Good bye, will leave you to your little chit-chat pack.JD




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