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Give Hillary a Medal

WANTED: CREATIVE THINKING
You are all no doubt familiar with Hillary Clinton's discredited claim that she embarked at the Tuzla Air Base under sniper fire and had to run for it. I believe this points out the need for a medal for public persons who claim to have been in danger, and weren't. But we need a name for this decoration.

An example: Some months ago there was a contest to name the Clinton's house in Chappaqua. The winner was, I believe, "Disgraceland." Now we need you all to kick the dung heaps of your minds and see what slithers out. I will pick a winner, if there is one, and accord him great glory on this very blog.

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PbHead

I know this is my second time around but this is too much fun. Dave, you need to post some rules. There should be no entries from Florida or Michigan. (Sorry Yupper Jack.) Entries from Illinois should include an unmarked envelope stuffed with cash. Endorsements from ministers must be by video only. Now get those underemployed Ivy League Art History majors in your art department on my design.

Carney

How about the, "Honesty never counted before" award.


Or from Monty Python years ago = the "Twit of the Year" award.

Kahr'd carrier

Purple phart?

jason

Geraldo Rivera Award for Credibility

Chuck

The John Kerry "I remember it well, seared into my memory" medal of Dishonor with gold "m" device for mendacity.

HHH

The "Bernard Shaw" Bravery Award

Tom

I got it! "Why Me? I never Hurt anyone" Or "I didn't Mean It I was sure it would work" Oh Oh how about "I wasn't running! They rushed me off"
And the best choice is
"I Never Lied Award"

S Dale Smith

"LYING TO ACHIVE HONOR",Metal.
To get the sympathy votes from all the anti- war pro-testers and liberals against the United States of America.
(This also happened in Arkansaw,and was lyied out of there also! Strange that everyone connected with that ended up "DEAD"!!!!

Tony VL

NoSniperNoDiaper Medal, NoGainNoStain, DAC (Dazed and Confused) Medal, Itzenmybook Medal, BackUpObama Medal of OnHer, Shitzenbritchesfobitchez Medal, ClintonUnseensNiperandTart Award for Bravery & Billiousness. Need anymore?

Del in KS

The Army has among others the CIB (Combat Infantryman's Badge)
VSN (Vietnam service medal
PH (Purple Heart)
GRB (Gold Recruiter's Badge)
and the EIB (Expert Infantryman) The above are some examples of my own class a uniform "fruit salad".
The one nobody wants is the CMH (Casket with Metal handles) Not to be confused with the Cong. Medal of Honor.

Sen. Hillary should get the CMD (Congressional Metal of Deceit) This is for deceit above and beyond the call of duty.
After all she is in Congress and she is a great liar.

jstreet

We may be calling the woman....

Madame President!

Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jim

jstreet

As far as the medal goes, it should be called the "Selective Reality" award. This award goes to people who see reality in their own "special" way.

Jim

Beekeeper

Remember Guy's, Katie Couric said character is meaningless in our present day world...

FH

The Flourecent Target award. Just your Standard Day Glo Target on the back of a special Jacket( to be worn in all times by the recipiant while in a Combat Zone) With the special wording in the native language, HIGH VALUE TARGET.

"Liberalism is a MENTAL Disorder"

Beekeeper

Jason, I like your "Geraldo Rivera Award for Credibility"

HHH the "Bernard Shaw Award for Bravery" is a close second!

Old Bull

"And the Oscar goes to....."

Even more frightening; "The Peoples Choice goes to....".

Old Bull

On behalf of all of us here, I would like to present the D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.F.
(Do I look like I give a flying f*%@)

FH

Bill Clinton gets the "Pointy Finger Award" or the "Stinky Cigar Award" or maybe "Stinky Finker Award"

Obama gets the "Pastor Disaster Award"

FH

Hilliary gets the
" Flying Broomstick Award"

Troy S.

How about the...

F- Feminist
A- Always
T- Touting
A- Another
S- Slick
S- Story

medal?

FH

Troy,
I think you have something there.

FH

The B.M. award
Formally known as the Bob Marshall award. For pervaracation beyound the call of Chicken Little.

Troy S.

Or the.....

P- Patronizing
A- And
N- Neurotic
T- Tale
S- Spinning
U- Under
I- Investigation
T- Tart

...medal?

NNZTGR

Definitely merits consideration of a:
"The Truth Changed Award"
with Family Distinguishing Device and
"Choke" Leaf Cluster
for multiple (repeated) awards--
these are available mostly in Washington DC.

Troy S.

One more...

H- Hillary
I- Invites
P- Pathetic
P- Pandering
I- Inside
E- Electorate

...medal?




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