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March 26, 2008

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Give Hillary a Medal

WANTED: CREATIVE THINKING
You are all no doubt familiar with Hillary Clinton's discredited claim that she embarked at the Tuzla Air Base under sniper fire and had to run for it. I believe this points out the need for a medal for public persons who claim to have been in danger, and weren't. But we need a name for this decoration.

An example: Some months ago there was a contest to name the Clinton's house in Chappaqua. The winner was, I believe, "Disgraceland." Now we need you all to kick the dung heaps of your minds and see what slithers out. I will pick a winner, if there is one, and accord him great glory on this very blog.

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crm3006

The Hitlery Medal of Dishonor
nuff said.

ronaldfarmington

How about FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive? I mean seriously she is smokin'.

SilverArrow

So, um, Dave. When are we going to get a winner here?
SA

sam

to scott in ohio, as a guardsman, i ask you who in the hell do you think is in Iraq right now, lets see...., try a ton of guardsmen the reason is that we dont have to be sent home for the supposed 6 months between deployments of a year or more. there are more guardsmen in Iraq and afganistan than people in any other of the services. how bout you try doing a little ammount of background study before you comment on something.

Joe Nordin

Hey Dave, we gotta go hunting together sometime man. I think a proper name for the award would be the "Hillary's Horn Filer" award. Whoever may win would recieve the great honor of filing hillary's horns so they don't show before public speeches. Also, you could hand out the "Clinton Hoof Fitter" award, so that someone may be given the quest of finding footwear for hillary's hooves.

Joe Nordin

Oh, i got another idea. the "Billy Carter Civic Duty Award."

Jim in Mo.

Joe Nordin,
I think Hil's fat ankles are sexy.
Sighned, Big Willie

P.S. Lay off or the black helicoptors will be over your house.

Jim in Mo.

Hey Dave, looks like Hillary gets another medal named after her. She just can't keep her mouth shut.

Jim in Mo.

I meant to say 'lying mouth'

Robert in FL

I Know...I'm from Florida...we don't (can't??) count! Make it simple. Call it the "PLA medal" (Pathological Liar Award). If either of the Clintons were to tell the truth, they would find a way to lie out of it!

Robert in FL

I Know...I'm from Florida...we don't (can't??) count! Make it simple. Call it the "PLA medal" (Pathological Liar Award). If either of the Clintons were to tell the truth, they would find a way to lie out of it!




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