I confess: Of all the seasons on a sportsman’s calendar, congressional election season is one of my favorites for a rather unsporting reason - even a bad shot can bag his limit of hypocrites. A congressman on the stump will actually strut in front of your sights like a love-starved gobbler, begging to be taken down. Normally I’m a strong believer in the concept of fair chase. But when you’re hunting varmints, allowances can be made.
Over the next few weeks members of congress will be showing up in our hometowns telling us what great friends they are of huntin’ and fishin’ and ‘bout how they all grew up catchin’ and killin’, just like us (their accents always seem to get more countrified the further they get from Washington). They’ll be wearing camo and talking about protecting our great heritage - usually from threats posed by anti-hunters lurking behind every bush.
And at least 300 of them from the House and Senate will boast about being members of the Congressional Sportsman’s Caucus, which supposedly safeguards you know who.
But they won’t be talking about their votes on issues that really matter. Such as relaxing regulations on energy companies operating on public lands, weakening protections for wetlands, slashing funding to police polluters or opening roadless areas to industry.
That’s because they have a lot to hide. But the truth is easy to find.
One way is to check the 2006 National Environmental Scorecard released this week by the respected League of Conservation Voters. The results are not impressive for many members of that Sportsman’s Carcass – ah, Caucus.
On the senate side, Co-Chair Mike Crapo (R- ID) and vice-chair John Cornyn (R-TX) received a “0” – as in zero. Democratic co-chair Ben Nelson (D-NE) was better at a 43, but where I went to school, that's still a failing grade. Those marks made Sen. Max Baucus (D-MT) an honor student. He got a 71.
The House side was only a little more impressive. Co-chairmen Adam Putnam (R-FL), earned a 0, while Leonard Boswell (D-Iowa), got a 50. Vice chairman Paul Ryan (R-WI) had a 17 but his fellow Wisconsin rep, Democrat Ron Kind was among the few heroes with a 92. These numbers are representative of the entire Caucus membership.
What does it take to get a zero on this report card? Well, on the senate side that includes voting for a measure that cuts environmental funding by $19 billion over the next five years for programs like the Land and Water Conservation Fund, and giving a thumbs up to the bill that ended a 25-year moratorium on offshore oil and gas development off the coasts of Florida, including areas close to the Keys. On the House side it included voting to open the Tongass National Forest to logging, and voting against specific congressional protection for isolated wetlands important to waterfowl and other wildlife.
Now, some congressmen will tell you none of the issues the LCV used for grades mention bag limits or hunting seasons. That’s true. But almost all affect just how much fish and game our land and waters can produce.
So when you go hunting this election season, forget the throw-away slogans and the costumes candidates strut at sportsmen’s clubs. Get the facts – and you’ll have no trouble bagging your limit of varmints.
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